The guns scream reasonable the bunny slippers scream mad man.
are you even kidding me those bunny slippers are super-comfortable
A++ would use to conduct an assault again
(Source: kat82beamup)
MOTHERFUCKING LIFE LESSONS FROM YOURS TRULY
- Disposing of a body is fairly easy, as long as you’re not squeamish.
- Body language is just as, or more important than words
- It is far more useful to say ‘I made a mistake, I’ll try to do better’ than to say ‘I’m sorry’
- If you fuck something up, try to fix it
- If you can’t fix it, make it look like you tried
- The fastest way to get chores done is to think of them like favors you’re doing for someone you love. Do the dishes so your loved one doesn’t have to.
-Alternatively, Consider doing things today as a favor to your future self, who is under a lot of strain and really fucking wishes you had just done the goddamn laundry.
- Always return something borrowed in the same or better condition than when you got it
-Failure is good, as long as you learn from your mistakes, and evolve to avoid the same failure in the future.
- Gas and Booze must always be replaced in equal or greater amounts than what you took
- You don’t have to replace food freely given, but if you’re going to help cook, you better help buy the supplies.
- ‘You suck’ and ‘No offense, but…’ should be used in a playful manner.
- If you’re going to do something crazy, go all-out. Forget embarrassment and just leap for it.
- Don’t be afraid to do crazy things. Society’s normal is fucking boring, and crazy things are easier than they seem.
- Embrace passion and stubbornness. Those traits get stuff done.
- The crumbly texture of real taco meat is made from cow cheek muscles.
- Being able to provide food for your loved ones is a badge of honor. Cooking skills are important.
- Feel free to disagree with someone’s opinion.
-Free speech does not mean freedom from consequences of what they’ve said.
-There are wonderful people with stupid ideas, and hateful people with brilliant ideas.
- People change. This is good. It is also very frightening, but trust me, it’ll be alright.
- Life is a nature hike. If you whine and wait eagerly for the end, you’ll miss the entire point of walking.
-If you’re lost, ask for help.
- If you get the chance to do something that terrifies you, do it.
- Compliment people for things you actually admire about them. If you notice they have great teeth, tell them, no matter how awkward you feel about it.
- Don’t assume that other people know how you feel. Most relationship problems are born from misunderstandings and assumptions.
-However, there are some people who actually are poisonous, and spread their misery, hate and anger. Be aware of this.
- The best way to drain a body of blood is to hang them upside down and slit their throat while they’re still alive. Gravity and a still-beating heart will do the rest.
- The most important thing in a relationship is showing that you appreciate your partner - This usually makes them feel great and they appreciate you in return. A huge loop of happiness.
- Find a food that makes you mouthgasm. Consume regularly.
-Do silly things for the hell of it.
-Learn to dance. This is important. You don’t have to be a master of tango, but pick up a style and figure out the basics. Having control over your body and being able to deliberately express emotions through body language are closely entwined.
- If someone makes you feel like you’re worthless, cut them out of your life as quickly and completely as you can.
- A hitman can be hired on the black market for ~20k.
- The anticipation of something bad is often worse than the actual event.
- Not always, though
- If you want someone to pay attention to what you’re saying, challenge their dominance. Make eye contact, stand straight, hands clasped behind you and shoulders back. Enunciate. Act like they should be deferring to you.
- The fastest way to make someone ignore you is to act and speak like your opinion isn’t important.
- Be confident in the way you present yourself, and people will assume you know what you’re doing.
- Savor your food. Eat food worth savoring.
- When in a fight, try to run away first, then dodge, then go for the soft tissue and nerves.
- Don’t fight for dominance. Dominance is achieved through words and body language.
-If it escalates to physical violence, get out of there. If you can’t get out of there, incapacitate with severe pain and try to run again. If pain does not allow an escape route, assume you are under deadly threat and respond with lethal force.
-Take a self defense class, don’t get a black belt. Learning how to react while in danger is far more useful than learning how to fight in a competition or show.
- Smaller, Slighter people - Aikido is your friend.
-Learn your local weapons laws. Take advantage of them.
-Practice random acts of kindness. Smiling, compliments, picking up something that was dropped - They’re small, but they do positively impact people’s lives.
- Don’t watch news channels, you’ll only get depressed.
- Knowing what’s going on in the world is important - That’s what the internet is for.
- Just because you made a stupid decision, doesn’t mean you are stupid. It probably felt like a good idea at the time. Now you know better.
- If you deliberately do a stupid thing, knowing it’s stupid, you deserve the consequences.
- Physical demonstrations of love and appreciation are important.
- Words of appreciation and love are important
- Set ridiculous goals, then work out some smaller goals that act as stepping stones to reach it.
-Thank anyone who helps you.
- Thank anyone who makes you feel good about yourself
- Chickens CAN run around without heads. Make sure to sever the neck, close to the body. This applies to all fowl.
- There is no one in this world exactly like you. You have changed this universe by existing. You have impacted whether someone has lived or died. You, personally, have changed the fate of humanity, by being born.
- If you’re happy, show it.
——- Do you have any life advice?
(Source: gillianjacobs)
“Uhura never had another name during the series. One of the fan writers wrote “Upenda” – which means “peace” in Swahili, I understand – not officially, but in some of their fan writings. And it sort of took hold. But when they were going to do the official history of Star Trek in a published book, the writer called Gene and asked him was “Uhura” her first name or her last name? Gene said, “Well, Nichelle and I never decided.” We always leaned towards it being her last name because it’s taken from the Swahili “uhuru” which means freedom. So it would sort of be like the same as “Freeman.” So he said, “You can make it her last name.” The writer said, “What about her first name? I’ve come up with one in Swahili. It’s Nyota.” Gene said, “I can’t give you that permission because Nichelle and I named her together, and she has rights to that, so you’ll have to call her and get her permission.” So he gave him my number, and he called me and I laughed and was delighted. He said, “I have a name and it’s Nyota.” I said, “That’s quite beautiful. What does it mean?” He said, “It means ‘star’.” I said, “You can have my permission!” So I have since said that her name is Nyota Upenda Uhura, which would mean a free-floating star: “star of freedom and peace”. I like that.”
— NICHELLE NICHOLS
(Source: intergalacticexplorer)
Marc Scheff // Site
What if the Starks didn’t make stupid decisions? x
“Okay, I won’t trust you then”
this is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen
The Idiot Ball is strong here.
THE most underrated scene in the entire movie. It was perfect. And do you know how often I see gif sets of it? This is the second one I’ve seen since the movie came out (It’s been over 5 months, now).
So let’s just pause for a moment from reblogging gifs of Tony’s sass, Loki’s sex appeal, or Bruce’s fluffiness and just appreciate this nameless, old, German guy and how, even though he knew he would probably die, he stood up to a tyrant to prove that the human race wouldn’t give up their freedom so easily.
Friendly reminder that it’s implied that he’s a Holocaust survivor.
Brett Weldele // Site
trying to tell a friend about LOST
- me: okay so they're stuck on a deserted island after their plane crashes and then they have to try and survive and hunt boar and stuff but then there are people already there on the island and they're called the others and they look like hillbillies but theyre really not they actually live in dharmaville because their leader killed off a research team called the dharma initiative and those people built these hatches everywhere and the plane crashed because this scottish guy desmond didn't enter the numbers into a computer to stop the world from ending because of an electromagnetic anomole and after that the others kidnap some of the survivors and make their leader perform surgery on their own leader to save his life and then some people come to the island on a freighter but its not penny's boat because her dad is a dick and also used to be an other and had an awesome kid who knows about time travel and then a bald guy who used to be paralyzed but can now walk was told to turn a giant wheel and then the island moved and started jumping through time and some people left but they had to come back and fight a giant smoke monster made of pure evil because destiny
- friend:
- me:
- friend:
- me: but its a really deep, metaphysical, heartbreaking, layered show though, you should watch it
Spoiler >w<
